Ladders are practical, useful, and the sensible choice for working at height. Whether you’re changing a lightbulb, cleaning your gutters, or painting, there’s a ladder joke for the job. But are ladders funny? Well, it turns out that they can be.
Next time you’re down at the pub or enjoying some beers in the garden with some fellow DIY enthusiasts, try telling these ladder jokes. Laughter, and probably lots of eye rolls are guaranteed.
I bet my butcher £100 that he couldn’t reach the beef on the top shelf without a ladder.
He said the steaks were too high.
How many lawyers does it take to change a light bulb?
Three. One to climb the ladder, one to shake it, and one to sue the ladder company!
I’m climbing the corporate ladder at the bike company where I work.
I’ve been promoted to SPOKESperson.
Why did the music teacher need a ladder?
To reach the high notes!
I remember my mother-in-law’s last words.
“Are you still holding the ladder?”
This is my stepladder. I never really knew my real ladder, but apparently, he liked a drink. I heard he was in a 12-step programme.
Marcus runs into the house shouting, ‘Mum, I’ve knocked the ladder down outside.’
His mother replies, ‘Well, don’t bother me, go and tell your dad.’
Marcus says, ‘He already knows – he’s hanging off the roof.’
My mom divorced my dad and got remarried to a ladder.
It’s now my step ladder
I got stuck on Rick Astley’s roof. He took away my ladder and said he was never gonna let me down.
I once knew someone who got a ladder in their tights. Remarkable shoplifter!
We hope we’ve made you smile and given you plenty of material for the next time you’re down the pub with all our ladder jokes. For more interesting articles and tips on all things ladders, check out the rest of our blog.